I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
-- J. Edgar Hoover

"Whatever may be the justifications for other statutes regulating obscenity, we do not think they reach into the privacy of one's own home."
--- Justice Thurgood Marshall, U.S. Supreme Court,
STANLEY v. GEORGIA, 394 U.S. 557 (1969)